Hi guys , here is yet another tale or two ....or.....
One armed man seen swimming in the British Channel.
A Jet skii enthusiast believes she saw a one armed man swimming
in the British Channel. The guy was 6 foot 3 inches and even
waved she said.Naturally I waved back.
She was sailing at the time.Her friends and her thought it
would be good sailing weather ,so they went skin diving instead.
Skin diving can be very dangerous she said ,unless you are
trained in survival techniques , her brother is in the army and
taught her everything she knows.
He doesn't swim and is afraid of water.
Later on she dropped off her brother who is a doctor at his house,
but didn't mention the one armed man she had seen.
Her brothers last name is Kimble.
She told the spokesman " I don't lie and believe in Truth ,
Justice , and democracy and the global way ".
Her favorite quote is " Beware of geeks bearing gifts"
Wild woman seen in New Zealand forest.
An eye witness believes she saw Xena Warrior princess roaming
loose. I got to within 3 feet of her said the witness , and I
could hear someone calling Lucy very softly.In todays Lawless
society sometimes it's better to run she said.
In a nearby tree I found a Chakra she said , so I picked it up
and threw it at her.The next minute before she could say Gabriel
come and help me,I heard a wail or was it a scream.
I feared for my life !
That was the last I saw of Xena , some say she was brought up
bY actors , personally I believe its a myth.
From time to time on a darkened tv screen , I think I actually
see her face. Alas Horatio I didn't know her well , but
she was a woman of infinite splendour.
CSI Miami here I come.
Tomb raider sought by authorities
In Egypt last summer a woman who was very jolle , is thought to
have discovered a new Egyptian Tomb.
An eye witness with a dog and a cane , is thought to have seen her.
He said she was clad all in black , he thought she was a demon
at first, the way the light caught her body, she seemed to be
painted gold.Just for a brief second she looked almost naked.
A nearby wolf howled , they are quite common in Egypt this time
of year he said.
The tomb had all sorts of artifacts authorites say ,
an ancient marriage contract was found.
The ancient couple were thought to have been married for 87
years.The couples names in english appear to start with A
for the woman and B for the man.Due to wear and tare the
picture language is difficult to read he said.
Though they are not of royal blood , they appear to have had
a long and successful life he said.
At their feet was found an Egyptian Tabloid "The Rameses
Daily " ,it was so badly damaged it was almost impossible
to read he said.It was carbon dated as being 50 years before
The little that can be deciphered appears to say , couple
not expected to stay together.
A later discovery of another Tabloid that was broken in half ,
proved quite enlightening , an Egyptologist said.
She dated it as being Bc 2010 , 75 years after the couples
marriage , it said " Divorce expected soon experts agree it
can't last "
Egyptian authorities all agree experts are to be trusted.
A little faith goes along way said a high official ,
who by coincidence was an atheist.
Obama lookalike seen eating burger,the first lady on the
An eye witness said he appeared to be over 7 feet tall ,
at first I thought I was looking at Bigfoot.
I was sitting down at the time.He seemed to be mumbling
about fitness, and in between bites said thats finger
Though thought to be a proud man he wasn't afraid to order
an extra serving of French Frys before he left.
He later left with a doggie bag.What was in the bag is on a
need to know basis he said.
Sources report their not sure if protocol was broken.
A man who believed he was a CIA agent refused to comment,
but was heard muttering their goes my job security.
A service man was seen nearby , secretly watching him ,
sipping on a vodka martini ,it was shaken but not stirred.
The first lady on the scene cannot be contacted ,but
sources say she likes a rarely seen movie called "Goldmember".
Thats all from me for a while.