It's almost Matts birthday again , I hope he doesn't sit
at home and eat Pizza again.
Yes I agree that he has a lot of candles on his cake,
but maybe he just likes candles.
A little blue bird told me he's a real wild man when he goes out !
Hmm , I wonder if thats an urban myth ?
After all , just because he likes to wear a skii mask , and
likes to be called Jason, that doesn't make him a wild man.
But I must admit , being in another country makes me feel very very
Matt and drop dead gorgeous lady seen at local night spot.
A bar attendant believed he heard her call him Jason.
As someone once said stop playing with your Verbot people will get jealous.
Maybe you need a Virtual Assistant instead.
What was that you said you saw a Virtual Assistant on Television , well maybe.
On behalf of the 100,000, & 1 members have a happy birthday !
Heres looking at you kid , have a donut for me.
Play it again Matt,DOH.
Aaron seen lurking in background, though it can be neither
confirmed nor denied, the manager said many people like
Crazy Horse, but this guy really knew how to pole dance.
Though not a native of this country, he would be welcome as
a native in any country, he said.
Happy April fools ,the manager said.